15 Guinea Pig Hairdos
(that will make your next bad hair day seem tame...)
"Anybody here know anything about chaos theory? For some reason, it interests me."
"Why do people keep mentioning some character called Cousin It???"
"Yoga. Yoga has enabled me to get just the right twist of fur right over my back. And I do a mean Downward Dog too."
"Who am I? Guess. Think famous pictures of movie stars. YES! I'm Marilyn Monroe standing over the grate! See my skirt? I could win a prize for this, right?
"Curls, I said. Like Beyonce, I said. Something went wrong."
"I'm really a very small lion. See my mane? Roar."
"In art there is balance. The back fluff, you see, is aesthetically necessary. It is on purpose. I swear."
"You should see this without my best friend, the straightening iron."
"Handlebar mustaches are totes kewl, and I rock this one! Someone hand me skinny jeans and black rimmed glasses!"
"They warned us that if we stayed together too long, we'd start to look like each other."
"Not everypig can pull of a mohawk. I feel very lucky."
"See how the white goes right up the middle, and the whole thing tilts a bit to the right? Plucky, eh?"
"The key is product. Gotta find just the right hold, and not lose the movement."
"Oh my...I didn't see that puff back there until I was already at work."
"So I've got a little junk in my trunk. I prefer to call it a 'bustle', a la Downton Abbey."
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